Monday, June 2, 2008

ok.. i think i will fail my marketing paper cause i jus simply writing craps.. i got study.. but i didnt go memories which is which... end up losing 14 marks straight.. fuck.. total 40 i already lose 14.. nevermind.. only mid sem.. chiong in project lor.. HAHA..

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW.... 3 more days to go and HOLIDAY!! HIGH AR...
janice ask me wanna go ktv to celebrate my advance birthday together with david on wed 4 june......
i got test leh... shit.. go.. dun go.. go.. dun go...???????
ok... tat day then decide..

haha.. that day found vernon told me his birthday coming.. 24 june.. HA.. oso june baby.. i told him my coming more soon.. 15 june.. so he ask what i want.. i told him i will just go down there pick some things that i like and call him pay for it.. then he say he got a better suggestion.. is to give me his xiang wen (kiss)... i replied him that it's a good suggestion.. LOL.. then he say wan somemore.. LC... and he say make sure he wanna la i open my mouth.. LOL.. FULL OF CRAP LOR THE BOTH OF US... we are crazy... LOL.. no need care....

tmr will be retail accounting.. like going back to secondary sch exam leh.. study accounting.. luckily it those more on practical than theory one.. LUCKY... if not i will die... HA.... THANKS JESSICA... LOVE U SO MUCH.. really thanks a lot for the retail accounting and microecon notes u prepared for us... really owe u many ren qing..

WOW.. uncle ken go tattoo his back... not bad ar the picture..
that day i packing stock room then he ka jiao ka jiao block my way.. so i use my finger to like push him away on his back and hit him on his butt... then he 'OUCH!!' very loud.. then speak in a agony tone saying tat why i beat him.. then i blurr.. cause i only hit his butt nia will pain till like tat meh.. then i scold him crazy hit butt oso pain until like tat.. then he say not butt la.. he is back.. he go ang kong his back(tattoo) ytd.. i use my finger TO him very pain.. LOL... then i keep ask himi to show me his tattoo.. then he show me the photo he taken... quite ok... ah beng ma.. NO.. LAO AH BENG... jia ba bo sai bang.. go angkong.. 300 plus give me la..

HA! i didnt kana sack.. they lie.. SHIT ASS... yeah.. i will be working during sales for sure.. and i know when is the sales liao... WOW...

Thursday, May 29, 2008

MY BRAIN PAIN

ok.. i actually skip school today due to my stupid brain at there yelling pain and calling me not to go sch continue sleeping.. HAHA.. my alarm rang actually..8 am.. rang to remind me to sms jiebing tell her tat no need to wait for me cause i not going to sch today... noe wat.. bout 2 hour she replied.. 'SHUMIN! hahas. i end up also not going to sch. Cus i overslept. 9 then wake up. HAHA!' so in the end both of us didnt turn up...
my brain really pain lor.. i glad tat i make the right choice not to go sch today... arbo sure faint.. LOL.. but i oso wasted one whole day.. sitting on the sofa watching tv sleep wake up watch sleep.. MID SEM TEST COMING N I HAVEN STUDY!!! ok... i dun wan to take sub paper.. if not it will ruin my wonderful holiday... tomorrow will start my revision.. HAHA..

TEO SHU MIN U CAN DO IT! U ARE SMART! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHH!

cant wait to hoilday... AHH!!! i wanna rest...!! go shopping n play n eat before i have to go back the stupid boring life again.. lecture+tutorial+project+working...

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

HA!! took all this last sat... suppose to do my homework but end up playing with the webcam.. HAHA!! took some photo randomly..


eily... haha..


she's looking at wat i pressing.. LOL..

i actually laughing like hell at the corner..


esther.. she was asking me wanna eat her chicken chop..

laughing away~~~

i was trying to take ken han's photo...

i tot i take liao.. but no.. cause i take away my laptop too fast liao..

i row all the way to his side wanting to take his photo.. WTH HE USE HIS FINGER TO COVER THE CAMERA...

HA! bo bian.. he cant win me.. cause the camera too fast liao.. I FINALLY TOOK HIS PHOTO!!! KEN HAN LIANG SIEU!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
FUN! i should bo tai bo ji bring my laptop there to take their photo.. LOL..
haha.. ok.. ytd.. went to work... afternoon 6... dunno wth i doing ytd... i was flirting with ken han.. LOL.. for fun nia la hor... i was complaining to him i was sick but i still come work.. then he told me he oso sick.. so i ask him he sick wat.. then he say he 相思病.. then i oso dunno why i so thick skin go say.. izzit become miss me too much liao then become like tat.. LOL.. make fang feel like vomit inside the office...
he oso idiot.. i asked for my testi for like 2 weeks liao but still not out yet.. i was scolding him if he dun let me work he will regret.. WTF.. he say he will jus hire 2 ppl to cover me one person.. so now who is the one regret... he keep on repeating this sentence which makes me super LL.. HELL.. he still call me dun cry.. he wun so bad one.. ASS..
then i checking stock ma.. always the same.. i will chat with other outlet de staff even though ken is standing beside me.. HA! ytd he bth liao...
ken: u hor... everytime chat with other outlet de ppl leh.. u really very... wah.... i dunno how to say leh.. now hor all the outlet noe u liao leh..
min: of course.. and hor is they like to chat with me.. everytime ask my name liao know i shumin they will chit chat with me one.. i dun wan de.. why leh..? u not happy ar..?
ken: pls leh.. u dun say until i jealous like tat leh...
min: LOL.. i noe u jealous i talk to other guys la...HHAHAHAHAHAH~!
hahaha... ok... ytd kana ordered by ken to teach keith(the new staff) bout mens de thing and bring him for an orientation around the mens.. LOL.. CAUSE I SENIOR.. lol.. i bian tai la actually.. very song when they call me senior.. LOL.. FUN...
eileen ong wan jing and elisa hue chu ning.. HAHAHAHA.. i starting the ball rolling soon..!!!!!!! hope the ball can really roll!! i'm not choosey liao this time.. HA!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

hahaha.... wanna talk bout last thursday... went to see vernon... he's stupid anyway.. i was walking around the shop then i saw him holding on a cup of mcfurry eating away like a small boy into zara.. we eyes contact.. HEY U STUPID ENOUGH SEE AND TURN AWAY! i was like kanina never saw me ar.. then i walk very fast to him and called him at his back.. then he turn and say 'EH! SHUMIN. i forgot i call u when to come down here leh...' kanasai... THURSDAY LA PLS.. ok.. his pattern is similiar to calvin lor.. 2 the same ok.. jitao say 'eh.. go smoke leh..'.. this is wat the hell calvin always said.. then me will like gong gong follow.. HA.. ok.. go to the smoking area and chit chat with him cause he jus break... and now then i noe.. MSQ zara staffs always anyway litter there.. he jus throw the cup of mcfurry behind.. dunno how to say la... chit n chat for bout half an hour i think.. talking to him is jus like talking to calvin.. SAME!!!! then went back inside to punch his card... well.. the VM there.. joe i think... keep looking at me the first moment i enter zara.. even after i go out and come in again.. still keep on look at me.. then he went to talk to vernon... and noe wth vernon said.. 'wah... he saw pretty gal dunno how to work liao.. but hor he oso eyes put stamps leh.. u pretty meh..?' FUCK ok.. as jiao as calvin which makes me dunno wanna laugh or not..

ok.. accompany him talk talk.. cause no customer... aufa look fierce ok.. i rmb tat time he come gwc he use his super big eyes look at me.. LOL.. suprising the way he talk is like very nice lor.. now i finally noe the one i talk to is him.. HAHA.. chit n chat.. chit n chat.. went around look see wat are the markdown item and new arrival.. ok.. SMALL LA THEIR MENS.. i oso stupid enough.. i got a sudden urge wanting to take the clothes and fold.. lucky i didnt do tat.. stay there talk quite long... HA... look at my watch.. 7 liao.. so i told him i wanna go liao... he was like 'huh.. so fast ar.. stay n talk leh'.. then i replied him 'eh pls hor.. u want me to pei u until closing meh... siao..' ok.. and we BYEBYE! i will never rmb his face but his CHICKEN HAIRSTYLE.. haha..

haha... ok.. ytd... ytd NO PPL.. haha.. went to work at 6pm.. the moment i went out to the shop floor ken was liao..'ah lian... u see.. alread like tat 4 hours liao leh..' i look around.. LOL.. no customer at all.. empty.. he say he very bored.. no customer.. then i told him wat for call me come when there's no customer.. reason.. one ppl closing nia.. ok... they really like pay me money but i do nothing.. i was chit chating away with vernon on the phone.. 4 times we call n answer each other phones.. he's another one i wun recognise his voice.. both him n william the same.. when they dunno is me, the way they talk very nice.. once they asked my name, straight away become very rough.. which makes me the same la..

ok.. he asked me to help him check a berms.. at first i tot it was a malay.. then i told him dun have.. suddenly 'ZHEN DE MA.. NI BU YAO BIAN WO LEH!' this kind of ppl very idiotic.. noe is me liao still wanna speak angmo.. ji tao speak mandarin ma.. well.. he himself wan the berms lor.. mr mistake i didnt check properly.. cause the moment i hang the phone then realise it's the last 2 piece.. i went back take n called him again... HA! he ji tao say 'you liao dui ma.. kanasai leh ni.. mei you check hao hao..' ass wanna transfer.. ok.. if is me i dun care ji tao transfer.. but he stupid enough to call me ask david since david is the biggest liao..(cause ken went home liao) HAHAHA! david say dun wan.. then tell him he will ask ken.. vernon super pekchek.. keep pls me to transfer.. n he's cute n disgusting enough and said 'AI NI O! transfer k..?' i ji tao PUI! HAHA! wait for david to ask ken...


human is always like tat..


i called msq to check stock... dunno is him.. so i talk super nice to check stock.. and he oso super nice..
min: hello... can help me check a moda hanging shirt..?
vernon: ok.. give me the article number..
min: 6170..
vernon: 6170..
min: 301..
vernon: 3.. (he suddenly pause) who's on the line..?
min: shumin
vernon: (ji tao tone change until sibei buei song..) ok.. 6170 wat..!
of course i'm not so stupid.. obviously noe is vernon liao.. cause he not happy tat we didnt transfer the berms ma.. tat ways confirm tat is me liao ji tao jiao..
min: ma de.. 6170/301/802 la! m size la.. ma de so jiao..
vernon: wait la!
wait n wait..
vernon: dun have m size la! only s n L la..
min: LAN! ma de... so jiao ar..
vernon: very buei steady lor u.. berms nia.. transfer la..
min: is u stupid call me to ask david.. arbo i will jus transfer.. TOO BAD!
vernon: ok la.. i wanna closing.. BYEBYE~!

WAHAHAHAHA.. talking bout today liao....
I took photo with jingyong.. FOR THE SAKE OF SOMEBODY.. SOMEBODY U SHOULD NOE WHEN U ARE READING THIS.. ok..


me and jingyong..
ha.. i think he sure will wondering why i sudden wanna take his photo.. but i think wat is really shocking is that.. he willing to take photo with me.. good... improvement.. then i should take more with u next time.. ha.. my fren were like he look like ur boyfriend.. ok.. he's my didi.. which makes them shock... they tot he my real didi.. LOL...
SOMEBODY.... CANT WAIT TOO SEE HIM LIAO RIGHT... WAN SEE HIM COME MY SCH DURING UR HOLIDAY!!! WAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

RMT ORIENTATION

finally get the photos taken during the retail management orientation from hafiz jus now.. these are the photos...

HA!! he's our course manager cum marketing lecturer.. MR JEFFREY DA SILVA..

this is the andy i talking about.. this is what he do always when he saw me.. he loves to act cute.. u xiao didi..

jiebing n aishah... they look very dramatic.. agree..?

the 2 SL(in yellow)andy n amanda and my classmates...

hafiz elvina fran nooraini


1R05....!!!!
at first i tot the orientation will be damn boring but overall is fun.. haha.. ok.. every class have to break into 2 groups.. the games we play of course some how related to our course..
the 1st game goes like this.. we have to write down as much as apparel/shoes/food retail in a limit if time..
then the 2nd game very challenging.. wow.. we have to write down the brand once we see the picture that shown on the screen.. it's difficult.. especially until the watches part.. wth.. ok.. our class is the lousiest.. noe why.. not we dunno.. is our handwriting SUCK LIKE HELL... LOL.. haha..

Saturday, May 10, 2008

I KNOW U MISS ME. LOL.

after like so many weeks.. almost 1 or 2 months, i get to talk to vernon on the phone again.. haha.. well he should thanks his colleague if not we wun get the chance to talk.. aufa asked my name and say power then hang the phone.. right after he hang, he called again..ok.. transfer the item to MSQ.. then suddenly another person take over the phone...
and it's VERNON!!! he was suprise that i still at GWC.. hey! didnt i told u before i will convert to part time.. of course i still here.... but i'm afraid that i cant work here long liao... cause the sales here really very bad.. if this month men's cant hit $200k i will have to say byebye liao.. today wat date liao.. only 50k plus... how i gonna die... then vernon was like..

vernon: then u come here la.. come marina square.. i wait very long liao leh.. from last time say u will come here until now still haven come.. come here la..
min: i noe.. soon liao la.. ken alread say if this month cant hit 200k i gonna say byebye liao.. cant work here anymore..
vernon: THEN GOOD LA! u can come here...
min: u there need part-timer meh...?
vernon: my manager keep say the manpower enough leh.. i oso dunno.. u wait ar i ask aufa.. *waiting* eh.. he shake his head leh.. no need.. aiya..
min: u see.. they keep say other outlets no need ppl liao.. die liao lor.. no need to work anymore liao..
vernon: i noe u call rain.. she very good one.. u talk to her tell her to transfer u to MSQ if GWC no need u liao..
min: got use one meh... wah sian.. i dun have this job i will die.. no need eat n survive liao..
vernon: YA!! TELL RAIN THAT!! say u cannot dun have this job.. if not u no need eat liao.. she very good one.. very easy to talk one..
min: ok la.. i try la...
vernon: hey come down leh...
min: come down? go msq ar?
vernon: ya.. come down here..
min: want me find u huh..?
vernon: ya la.. come down la.. when u free..?
min: thursday lor... u working on thursday..?
vernon: ya.. i working... afternoon shift...
min: ok lor.. then i come down on thursday..
vernon: steady..?
min: steady! confirm will come down....
vernon: OK STEADY GOOD!
min: u hor better look exactly the same as last time i saw u like that..
vernon: sure the same one la..
min: i scare u change ur hairstyle i cant rmb is which one.. on that particular day u must style ur hair like chicken hor.. like tat i then will recognise..
vernon: i everyday chicken hairstyle one.. wun change one.. fangxing..
min: haha.. ok.. good. i oso wun change my hairstyle one.. cause i never cut.. very easy to recognise me too..
vernon: haha.. ok.. then see u on thursday..
min: ok... byebye~~!
vernon: byebye~~!

haha.. well.. i noe everyone miss my voice.. everytime noe is me-SHUMIN.. they will like OH SHUMIN.. wahahaha.. although great world got two gals, they will always say 'u are the one and only gal at great world men's so i noe is u'..
ok.. the siao ta bo miss my voice i guess.. wahahaha.. not jiao liao this time.. and i dunno why i oso siao charbor steady going down on thursday like as if we super noe each other well.. HAHA! we only saw each other once... and the once is jus a walk pass... ok.. watever.. see ya on thursday vernon!

AHH!! today got a uncle he a bit tiko... i was doing my closing.. then suddenly i heard ah bang keep calling me.. there's a customer which is that uncle wanna buy a dress as present for someone.. he doesnt noe it will fit the person well.. so he need someone that is 1.7m gal to help him try out the dress and see how izzit.. ok.. i 1.7m.. exactly the same size as the person.. ah bang told me he want me to wear that dress.. i was like..' HUH.. wear now ar..?' i was thinking inside my mind.. now very busy leh.. i need to do my closing.. if wanna change to this dress i think i gonna waste lots of time.. i was like very reluntant.. then ah bang say jus put it over.. no need to change.. then i ' HUH..? here ar.. u mean i jus put it on here ar...? on the spot..?' hey.. i at men's wear leh.. somemore is the centre there.. omg.. bo bian... customer wan wat can i do.. so i jus put it on.. paisei lor.. many customer see lor..
'wow.. is nice.. good..' the customer said.. ok thanks.. but u noe is super weird to wear a FULL UNIFORM INSIDE.. then ah bang oso say very nice.. i can wear that.. haha.. thank u so much.. noe wat the hell the uncle said.. 'can i ask u out for a dinner..' OMG... the moment i wanna take out the dress is like super awkward.. he was like very tiko although ah bang help me pull my t-shirt in case it goes up.. YUCK.. and noe wat the hell ah bang told me when the uncle bought the dress and left.. he say the uncle really feel like asking me out.. cause during at the cashier he was asking ah bang that he really wish to ask me out for a dinner.. noe wat i reply ah bang.. 'HE BUY AT LEAST A THOUSAND DOLLAR AT MEN'S NOW THEN I CONSIDER..' oh pls.. u lao tiko...

david oso idiot.. cause he and calvin were talking about i very suitable to wear those long dress.. sure very nice one cause i tall.. then david bth tell calvin that the only problem is the moment u see her face.. 38.. the 38 spoilt everything.. WAH LAO EH.. i feel like flipping the table lor.. WTH!! pls la.. i dun look 38 when i not 38 lor.. ASSHOLE!!!





i will cry if i got to leave...

Saturday, May 3, 2008

I SEAT HIS CAR HOME..

guess who the hell i seat the car go home.. LOL.. ok.. everything starts from the dinner treat by calvin n siti.. THANK YOU!! we have our dinner... supper la.. at swensen.. the one besides paragon.. heng lor them.. only have to treat 3ppl.. me, ken and philip(NAC ZARA MEN's manager) 130.50 dollars.. nice supper...!!! cause we go after work, so after the supper, it was like 12 plus.. so i decided to cab home.. then while everyone of us walk to the taxi stand, ken ask me wanna sit philip's car home.. i was like.. 'dun wan la.. so weird.. i take cab home la'.. then siti say go sit his car home anyway he stay tampines ma.. very shun lu.. then i was like keep dun wan la.. then philip say 'serious anot.. dun waste money on cab la.. so ex.. ' then ken say i dun dare izzit.. keep on psycho me.. so i sit his car together with ken go home..

ken n philip were speaking damn si lang fast using hokkien.. then suddenly,
philip: eh.. xiao mei.. u understand hokkien anot..?
min: ya.. i understand.. but u speak damn fast, i cant heard.. only vulgar i all heard..

he was like..'oooo...' then continue his conversation with ken.. 2 si ah beng talk sibei funny.. ok.. ken reached home.. byebye to him..

left me and philip... frankly speaking, i dun feel any weird or anything when only left the 2 of us.. maybe he and ken han the very same.. JIAO LANG AH BENG... he was asking me where exactly of bedok i stay.. then i dunno how to explain.. i scare he dunno ma cause he not taxi driver ma.. i cant jus say out my blk number all that.. so i keep say until very messy... so i ji tao ask him noe where's damai sec anot.. lucky he noe.. of course la.. he stay tampines.. so near to bedok area..
we have some conversation during the journey to my home..
he was asking me whether i'm studying huh.. then i told him ya.. retail management in tp.. then he ask me whether work good or study good.. for me now of course is work good la.. then he was like why i say that.. i should forcus on studies... once graduate i will have to work till i die.. i told him that because i'm lucky.. i'm lucky to work with ken.. he's a good manager.. which manager will give a temp full/part-timer to do recount, etc.. only ken and calvin will let me do all this.. they able to let me try and learn.. who will give me such good chance.. philip was like ya.. he agree.. no manager will gives these jobs to temp full/part-timer..
suddenly he ask me how long i stay here..(my house la) i was like 18 yrs la.. from the day i born until now la.. then he scold me then why i dunno how to say where i stay.. HEY U BLOODY ASS..

i always very good tell ppl to let me alight at the bus stop at the opposite if they go by PIE.. ok.. he good enough ask me to point where i stay.. but i still call him to let me alight at the bus stop.. then he was like..
philip: u say u stay there side why u wanna alight here... (then he dun care jus drive and didnt stop at the bus stop)
min: ok lor.. since u like tat liao then U-turn lor..
philip: so late in the night liao.. very dangerous for a girl to cross the bridge..
min: AIYA PLS! who will do anything to me..?
philip: oh ya hor.. u taras ma.. no one will do anything to u...
min: ma de leh u..
philip: the way u talk really very jiao leh.. now i noe why u 18 yrs no boyfriend liao..
min: u urself oso jiao lang ar.. and since u U-turn liao hor then shun bian turn inside to the carpark.. haha..

well.. i really very ill mannered.. i forgot to say thank u to him only say byebye and alight.. nevermind... i'm jiao in his eyes.. LOL..
OK. thanks to the big mouth.. KEN HAN LIANG SIEU AND CALVIN YEO ZHI QIANG.. they tell philip that i dun have boyfriend for 18 yrs.. u two bloody ass.. and tell him the senior part time thing...

then the today ken ass come ask me the both of us got do anything.. i was like "OIE PLS LA! A KID AND A ADULT WILL DO WAT THING..?!"

kaisei today SAH!! give resignation letter and jus go... then oso heard ben wanna resign too due to the studies thing... u botak.. cant adapt here how to be manager.. ZARA managers will always kana shuffer here and there.. get lost oso good.. working with u i OSO DAMN BORED!